Monday, February 15, 2016

Guys - the "Hawaii type" - Married

The Married - this is so classic. 
• the wife doesn't want to sign the actual divorce papers, won't let him go
• is "top secret" military and hides everything on the mainland and in his secret computer- pics of kids & all. Might let u in on it l8r like after a year.
• got a divorce from his last wife. You saw the court filing online Hawaii state. Then, he JUST got married again a month after you were dating him and still dating.
• swingers- calls his wife to talk to you and she claims they are divorced. Everyone else tells you he's married and treats women badly after month 2. Expect to get a restraining order by that time. Believe your trusted homies.
• most classic- openly states they are staying together for the kids but doesn't want to be seen out in public with you for the Kid's sake.